I need this on my blog again.
THE BABY TARZAN ONE, THOUGH.
THERE ARE MORE
O_O sweet Jesus im scarred. <3 BABY TARZAN FTW
(Source: shakaii, via featuring-nigel)
Everybody who reblogs this post
is going to get a movie in their inbox that relates to their url.
This is not a joke.
Everybody.
All of them.
Do it.
(via aquickalias)
stfunithingaswithahalloweenurl:
swoz:
Sleight of Hand
Failed his roll.
Expert analysis says it was a handkerchief, which looks plausible. He’s a scumbag, sure, but he didn’t risk that kind of trouble.
^ “no props,” “other tangible things.”
and even if the rules didn’t forbid any sort of prop, which covers handkerchiefs
that is way too stiff to be a fucking handkerchief
A cloth would come out of a pocket bunched into a little ball and/or all floppy, depending on how you put it in the pocket in the first place, and tossing it onto a hard surface would result in a lot more looseness than you see here. And why the hell would you take a kerchief out of your pocket and toss it on a podium? That’s a damn piece of paper.
who the hell are these “expert analysists”
handkerchief my earg ass
Two problems I have with this gif:
1. Those rules are from debates in 2004. The rules for this year’s debates have not been publicly released yet.
2. Here’s Romney wiping his nose with his notes
(Source: ihopemittromney, via aquickalias)
“It is a mistake to think that what goes on inside a sanitized and insured abortion mill is more civilized than what took place on the altars of human sacrifice 3000 years ago.
The cult of Moloch is indeed alive and well, just under a new name.
It even has a logo.”
— Denys Powlett-JonesAbortion mill.
OH MY GOD.
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Planned Parenthood services help prevent more than 612,000 unintended pregnancies each year.
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Three percent of all Planned Parenthood health services are abortion services.
DO YOU SEE THAT? THE MAJORITY OF WHAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOES IS ENSURE THAT THERE ARE NO UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES TO BEGIN WITH. IT’S IN THEIR GODDAMNED NAME.
Also sacrifices to Moloch are performed by placing live infants into the metal hands of a statue with a large fire burning in it, thus burning the children to death.
Abortions are performed slightly differently… I think.
The last game I played was Super Mario 64 so
i’m
not sure how Bowser is fitting under there tbh
The last game I played was Grief Syndrome…
So now my bed is a tiny spec sitting on top of Walpurgisnacht oh no
WHY IS BOWSER UNDER MY BED IN A GO-KART?!
FUCK
revelations……didn’t really HAVE an antagonist. Dang.
Welp I’m not very far in Asscreed 2 yet, so
shit
creeper Jacobo
:’[
I haven’t beaten Kanji’s shadow this time round yet, I’m right outside the door. To bad I’m not a dude.
so lavos is under my bed xD
if katawa shoujo counts
uhh
mental unclearness?
if not
uh
the other brain from cortex command
that shit aint even scary
WELP
We’re gonna need a bigger bed
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Niches, man.
This makes me laugh so hard. Lawd.
Hands down the best one so far.
Dying
