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ptosistwitcheye: I’m going to punch the ginger at my school Which one?

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:06:01 -0400

ptosistwitcheye:

I’m going to punch the ginger at my school

Which one?

aquickalias: somehow this is my entire life

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:50:00 -0500

aquickalias:

somehow this is my entire life

nice ask box u dumb loser butt

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 01:10:06 -0500

NO U

vyletthekiller: missfirestarter: pokemonmasterkimba: purplenee...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:48:58 -0500

vyletthekiller:

missfirestarter:

pokemonmasterkimba:

purpleneenee:

I need this on my blog again.

THE BABY TARZAN ONE, THOUGH.

THERE ARE MORE

O_O sweet Jesus im scarred. <3 BABY TARZAN FTW

ohcaptain1mycaptain: Everybody who reblogs this post is going to get a movie in their inbox that...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 23:54:53 -0500

ohcaptain1mycaptain:

Everybody who reblogs this post

is going to get a movie in their inbox that relates to their url.

This is not a joke.

Everybody.

All of them.

Do it.

stfunithingaswithahalloweenurl: birdbrainblue: melsalsabutt: d...

Sat, 06 Oct 2012 15:00:01 -0400

stfunithingaswithahalloweenurl:

birdbrainblue:

melsalsabutt:

doctor-lucky:

citadelbloodbeard:

swoz:

Sleight of Hand

Failed his roll.

Expert analysis says it was a handkerchief, which looks plausible. He’s a scumbag, sure, but he didn’t risk that kind of trouble.

^ “no props,” “other tangible things.”

and even if the rules didn’t forbid any sort of prop, which covers handkerchiefs

that is way too stiff to be a fucking handkerchief

A cloth would come out of a pocket bunched into a little ball and/or all floppy, depending on how you put it in the pocket in the first place, and tossing it onto a hard surface would result in a lot more looseness than you see here. And why the hell would you take a kerchief out of your pocket and toss it on a podium? That’s a damn piece of paper.

who the hell are these “expert analysists”

handkerchief my earg ass

Two problems I have with this gif:

1. Those rules are from debates in 2004. The rules for this year’s debates have not been publicly released yet.

2. Here’s Romney wiping his nose with his notes

Photo

Mon, 21 May 2012 14:06:33 -0400

ianthe: catholiclifeguard: “It is a mistake to think that what...

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:07:25 -0500

ianthe:

catholiclifeguard:

“It is a mistake to think that what goes on inside a sanitized and insured abortion mill is more civilized than what took place on the altars of human sacrifice 3000 years ago.
The cult of Moloch is indeed alive and well, just under a new name.
It even has a logo.”

— Denys Powlett-Jones

Abortion mill.

OH MY GOD.

Our Work

Planned Parenthood health centers focus on prevention: 83 percent of our clients receive services to prevent unintended pregnancy.

Planned Parenthood services help prevent more than 612,000 unintended pregnancies each year.

Planned Parenthood provides nearly one million Pap tests and more than 830,000 breast exams each year, critical services in detecting cancer.

Planned Parenthood provides nearly four million tests and treatments for sexually transmitted infections, including HIV.

Three percent of all Planned Parenthood health services are abortion services.

DO YOU SEE THAT? THE MAJORITY OF WHAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD DOES IS ENSURE THAT THERE ARE NO UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES TO BEGIN WITH. IT’S IN THEIR GODDAMNED NAME.

Also sacrifices to Moloch are performed by placing live infants into the metal hands of a statue with a large fire burning in it, thus burning the children to death.

Abortions are performed slightly differently… I think.

aquickalias: ianthe: tunnelqueen: aamkfg: aftercloudia: frig...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 19:53:49 -0500

aquickalias:

ianthe:

tunnelqueen:

aamkfg:

aftercloudia:

frigandier:

zawehzaweh:

militarypenguin:

flanoirbunny:

musicalsharpie:

kat-a-line:

paranoidandroid42:

The last game I played was Super Mario 64 so

i’m

not sure how Bowser is fitting under there tbh

The last game I played was Grief Syndrome…

So now my bed is a tiny spec sitting on top of Walpurgisnacht oh no

WHY IS BOWSER UNDER MY BED IN A GO-KART?!

FUCK

revelations……didn’t really HAVE an antagonist. Dang.

Welp I’m not very far in Asscreed 2 yet, so

shit

creeper Jacobo

:’[

I haven’t beaten Kanji’s shadow this time round yet, I’m right outside the door. To bad I’m not a dude.

so lavos is under my bed xD

if katawa shoujo counts

uhh

mental unclearness?

if not

uh

the other brain from cortex command

that shit aint even scary

WELP

We’re gonna need a bigger bed

scinerds: laboratorysciencereview: thegreenwolf: Niches,...

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:06:46 -0500

scinerds:

laboratorysciencereview:

thegreenwolf:

Niches, man.

This makes me laugh so hard. Lawd.

Hands down the best one so far.

Dying

Photo

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 08:32:01 -0500

Video

Sun, 11 Dec 2011 19:35:17 -0500

littlebabyrachel: valeriemorphine: fuckmedykeswag: ebullientef...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 02:15:13 -0500

littlebabyrachel:

valeriemorphine:

fuckmedykeswag:

ebullientefflorescence:

htmlwings:

Blind kitten plays with toy for the first time

Grinning like a fool with tears coming down my face. Oh lordy.

So precious. Im bawling.

I CAN’T STOP CRYING.

usually on tumblr when all the reblog comments are like “I AM CRYING SO HARD” it doesn’t make me cry at all, but… ugh, you guys. this kitten.

I think it was the heartfelt music that did it.

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES “I used to have a sister What...

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:20:33 -0500

YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

“I used to have a sister

What happened to her?

Someone asked her to hold a balloon”.

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:18:12 -0400

Happy Halloween!

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:00:04 -0400

Happy Halloween!

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Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:41:15 -0400

Slow Motion Eyes This is how your eyes look when record at 240...

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:36:40 -0400

Slow Motion Eyes

This is how your eyes look when record at 240 frames per second.

Really cool how you can actually see how it’s just taking in all that info it’s seeing. Moves just like automated cameras except much quicker and smoother. Ahh, the awesomeness of zoom in and slow-motion.

ianthe: fillydelphia: slugbox: kevinsano: soakingwetandcluele...

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 18:49:46 -0400

ianthe:

fillydelphia:

slugbox:

kevinsano:

soakingwetandclueless:

take me luna

soaking wet luna hnfgggggg

………….

I can’t handle this. hhhhhhhh

Okay, now somebody use this make another one of those videos of MLP characters in the real world, and have Luna be in their pool. hot damn

why can nothing be innocent ever

Paint me like one of your French ponies

gpoy

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:09:40 -0400

gpoy